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Learn more about the Serta Counting Sheep you love not to count.

Click on any of the Counting Sheep to learn all about their unique personalities.

No. 1

The Leader of the Flock

Origins unknown; believed to be from the Upper Midwest, possibly Detroit area.
Types 65 WPM (with snout).
Is believed to have military experience; often requests meetings at “Oh-eight-hundred hours,” etc.
Becomes uncharacteristically docile while being shorn.
Is afraid of thunder.

No. 2

The Assistant

Uncanny sense of direction.
Believes in ghosts.
Frequently regurgitates cud while speaking.
Prefers brown-eyed ewes.
Can whistle and hum simultaneously.

No. 13

Mr. Bad Luck

Wins every Serta Counting Sheep spelling bee, hoofs down.
Admires Dr. Phil.
Suffers from terrible post-nasal drip in the winter months.
Once befriended a blind coyote.
Attempted to infiltrate the running of the bulls in Pamplona while on spring break in college.

No. 9

The Sub-Assistant

Likes the smell of orange blossoms.
Believes in ghosts.
Frequently regurgitates cud while speaking.
Prefers brown-eyed ewes.
Can whistle and hum simultaneously.

No. 86

Benedict Arnold

Believes the moon landing was faked.
Enjoys zydeco music and dreams of retiring in New Orleans.
Was twice refused patent approval for his “Predator Detector” radar system.
Secretly prefers hay over fresh grass.
Visits his grandmother in the pasture every Sunday without fail.

No. 1/2

The Tweener

Thinks parents are lame.
Thinks rules are stupid.
Doesn’t get why people should clean their rooms.
Wants to play in a garage rock band when he grows up.
Once dyed his wool blue.

No. 1/16

The Baby

Smells good.
Likes sleeping.
Wants his blankie.
Can say “Baa-baa”.
Has fleece as white as snow

No. 8

The Dim Bulb

Collects antique postcards.
Has been called the most photogenic of the Serta Counting Sheep.
Often confuses right with left and is frequently lost.
Volunteers to digest cud for ailing or aged members of the flock.
Knows all the words to “Total Eclipse of the Heart”.

No. 36

The Leader of the Flock

Likes war movies and westerns.
Can whittle amazing wooden figures with his teeth.
Has great powers of observation and is called upon to reconnoiter anti-Serta locations prior to infiltration.
Speaks fluent Urdu, Greek, and Japanese.
Teaches Tai-Chi on the weekends.

No. 5

The Sensitive One

Been in love 16 times
Loves walks in the pasture
Reads romance novels
Makes origami sheep for all of his counters
Known for trademarking his famous jump, “The double hoof hop”
Afraid of his own shadow

No. 90

The "Bad Boy"

Chief editor on #13’s memoir
When spotted, will often bury his head in the ground
Color-blind in one eye
An avid reader of tabloid magazines
Runs faster on two legs than four

No. 53

The "Bad Boy"

No. 85

The Backbone

Prefers Stromboli over pizza
Often sings himself to sleep
Isn’t frightened by talking animal films
Never uses his vacation days
Voted “Best Dancer” at DiscoFest, three years running

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